Return of the Golden Child

Roy buys a new mobile phone with lots of features, but a weak vibrate setting, so Moss offers to “pimp it out” for him, where he sets the vibrate setting up so high that they decide to put it in their trousers and let it vibrate for fun. At the same time, Moss is subjecting Roy to an online quiz about his general health and well being, which tells him he is going to die Thursday at 3pm. When Denholm commits suicide during a meeting, his funeral is set for Thursday at 3pm. And poor Roy, who still thinks he’s going to die, accidentally interrupts the funeral when his phone goes off. Mistaking the vibrating sensation for an attack, several seconds after 3pm he goes hysterical. Before the funeral, Denholm’s successor reveals that he despises the IT department and wants nothing more than to fire them. Moments before Denholm’s successor goes through with his termination of the IT department, Denholm’s estranged son—and rightful successor—Douglas (Matt Berry) bursts into the funeral and takes over the company, thereby saving their jobs and firing Denholm’s original successor. The episode ends with Roy and Moss giving Douglas Roy’s phone, and having him let it vibrate in his trousers (which takes him “almost to the station”).